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throw the butt casually

my stomach hurts and i’m really dizzy i’m going to bed

whatbethsays:

"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"

after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalised mysogyny. bask, my friends.

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stupidoomdoodles:

prince vegeta and pregnant wives

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❝ I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon. ❞

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

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cobrall:

how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’ 

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upwiththekai:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

THIS VIDEO IS BLOCKED IN MY COUNTRY AND I AM SO ANGRY.

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stoned-levi:

captchi:

420 WhA t

wHAT T

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we have rectified this situation